Snarky Behavior

This isn’t a comprehensive list, but off the top of my head:

• The Bush twins.
• Walrus sex.
• Smegma.
• A crowning, amniotic newborn.
• Ugly Betty.
• My grandmother’s mustache.
• Ru Paul.
• The fiber-optic cable that checks for colon cancer.
• Gollum.
• The bottom of your shoe after having stepped in gum, dog doo-doo and a used condom.
• Body lice.
• Michael Jackson’s (alleged) penis.
• This guy:

• Flesh-eating bacteria.
• Rosie O’Donnel giving Star Jones a massage in a sauna.
• The dead seagulls that float in the Shamu tank at Sea World.
• Fat Bastard.
• Car crash victims.
• Hillary Clinton.
• The nude wrestling scene from Borat
• Sin.

Things that are less attractive than Joakim Noah:

• Sam Cassell
• “Popeye” Jones
• That is all.