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Things that are more attractive than Joakim Noah:

June 29, 2007 · 1 Comment


This isn’t a comprehensive list, but off the top of my head:

  • The Bush twins.
  • Walrus sex.
  • Smegma.
  • A crowning, amniotic newborn.
  • Ugly Betty.
  • My grandmother’s mustache.
  • Ru Paul.
  • The fiber-optic cable that checks for colon cancer.
  • Gollum.
  • The bottom of your shoe after having stepped in gum, dog doo-doo and a used condom.
  • Body lice.
  • Michael Jackson’s (alleged) penis.
  • This guy:

  • Flesh-eating bacteria.
  • Rosie O’Donnel giving Star Jones a massage in a sauna.
  • The dead seagulls that float in the Shamu tank at Sea World.
  • Fat Bastard.
  • Car crash victims.
  • Hillary Clinton.
  • The nude wrestling scene from Borat
  • Sin.

Things that are less attractive than Joakim Noah:

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