Snarky Behavior

Anyone in New York Need a Roommate?

August 1, 2007 · 2 Comments

The following song should be sung to “Minimum Wage Nanny” from the Simpsons’ Mary Poppins spoof, which I couldn’t find online. So here’s some guy playing it (rather poorly, although I can’t hate) on his piano:

(Damn you youtube for failing me!)


If you wish to be my room-mate,
I will ne-ver pay the rent late!
Fun-ny and kind with time to spare…
[Might I add: body hair!]

[piano twinkles]

So if you’re in Harlem, Upper West Side
Not too crazy and not too shy
I would be glad to join your mix…
[One small thing: No Fat Chicks.]

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  • Elizabeth // August 1, 2007 at 3:35 pm | Reply

    (sung to the same tune)

    Have you looked on Yelp or Craigslist?
    Village Voice can also assist.
    NY times has apts to see
    (But beware of broker fees).


    Don’t get disheartened or frustrated,
    Your arrival is much awaited.
    A room for you will soon be found
    (Just hope you like, Chinatown).

  • Jon // August 2, 2007 at 2:39 pm | Reply

    HAHAHAHAH I love you Eli.

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