Snarky Behavior

Anyone in New York Need a Roommate?

August 1, 2007 · 2 Comments

The following song should be sung to “Minimum Wage Nanny” from the Simpsons’ Mary Poppins spoof, which I couldn’t find online. So here’s some guy playing it (rather poorly, although I can’t hate) on his piano:

(Damn you youtube for failing me!)

[TUNER TO KEY OF C]

If you wish to be my room-mate,
I will ne-ver pay the rent late!
Fun-ny and kind with time to spare…
[Might I add: body hair!]

[piano twinkles]

So if you’re in Harlem, Upper West Side
Not too crazy and not too shy
I would be glad to join your mix…
[One small thing: No Fat Chicks.]

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2 responses so far ↓

  • Elizabeth // August 1, 2007 at 3:35 pm | Reply

    (sung to the same tune)

    Have you looked on Yelp or Craigslist?
    Village Voice can also assist.
    NY times has apts to see
    (But beware of broker fees).

    *IVORIES ARE TICKLED*

    Don’t get disheartened or frustrated,
    Your arrival is much awaited.
    A room for you will soon be found
    (Just hope you like, Chinatown).

  • Jon // August 2, 2007 at 2:39 pm | Reply

    HAHAHAHAH I love you Eli.

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