Snarky Behavior

Live Blogging the Last Two Minutes of Game 3

June 11, 2008 · 3 Comments

Vuacic for 3!  Tying the hair back with the string!

1:47 Pierce gets clobbered… no call.  The off-balanced refereeing in this game would be a bigger issue if it weren’t alleged that the NBA ordered its refs to extend the 2002 Lakers-Kings series to 7 games.

1:33 Derek Fisher.  Nails.  That guy might be the most “solid” player in the NBA.  Nothing flashy, nothing spectacular, he just knows his roles, excels at fulfilling it, and is suprisingly clutch to boot.  I love him.

… ABC is now advertising for High School Musical during crunch time.  Boy, do they know their audience.

Vuacic and Bryant talking on the bench.  I am convinced the Vuacic is the white Kobe Bryant.

1:33 Paul Pierce and Kobe talking shit.  Awesome!  Hey Pierce, you have 5 points.

Wow that was a great set play.  Garnett with the easy dunk.

1:24 Lakers up 5.  Bryant guarded by Allen, is just destroying him, pull up, nails.  34 points.

1:00 Pierce to House in the corner.  Fuck Eddie House.  Although, if he were a Laker, I would love that guy.

Kobe again guarded by Allen!!!!  What the fuck is Rivers thinking???  He just demolished Allen, it was pathetic!!!!!

Also, Kobe Bryant is really, really, really good at basketball.

Vuacic talking to Pau Gasol.  Gasol looks legitimately homeless.  I imagine he smells pretty bad.

Bryant and Pierce again talking shit.  I think I caught some audio, Bryant saying “you aren’t NBA championship material.”  I hope he said that.

37 seconds, back to House.  He’s good but he shouldn’t be taking crunch shots.  Ray Allen dribbling like crazy.  Offensive foul.  That was pathetic. 

The Celtics don’t have a crunch player, Kobe is in Pierce’s head.

Celtics don’t foul down six????

Odom gets called for the silliest offensive foul ever.

Pierce forces up a lame 3.  And just like that, it’s over.  What a weird end to that game.  Why did the Celtics give up so quickly?  Why did they fold so easily?  Why was Allen guarding Kobe??  Why did Eddie House take all of the crunch time shots??

Lakers are definitely back in this, this should be a great, great series.  Good night!

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  • zemouse // June 12, 2008 at 6:45 am | Reply

    your post is cracked me up. totally, loved your comment on gasol :”looks legitimately homeless”! I was thinking that the other players must get shook up playing near him since his mouth is always open it must be pretty bad halitosis.

  • zemouse // June 12, 2008 at 6:47 am | Reply

    you didn’t mention anything about farmar and brown’s confrontation though?

  • Jon // June 12, 2008 at 2:23 pm | Reply

    Affirmed. Pau Gasol is the new Vlade Divac.

    Didn’t see the thing b/w Farmar and Brown. It turns out it’s really quite difficult to live blog a basketball game and watch at the same time. I don’t know how the pros do it.

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