Snarky Behavior

Living Will

July 3, 2008 · 2 Comments

My friend the Prime Minister currently has her living will listed on her g-chat status message:

i want a pig roast, a viking send-off, and i want girl talk to dj the afterparty

Now I kind of want her to kick the bucket, just because the party would be so much fun.  (Just kidding!)

As for myself, I’d like a bag-pipe processional march; a video montage set to Tori Amos; and an obituary contest, where all of my friends and family are limited to pay tribute to my life in 10 words or less, and then read them aloud single-file at a podium.  (Biggest laugh wins).  Afterparty is a drunken Irish wake, where everyone takes turns sharing their grievances against me (i.e. unpaid debts) and shake their fists at my memory.   Sloppiness encouraged.  All of my worldly possessions go to my sister Melanie (which basically means my iMac).

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