Snarky Behavior

No. F’ing. Way.

August 7, 2008 · 3 Comments

I recently found a phishy e-mail in my work account’s inbox.  I forwarded it to our HR rep, who then sent out an office wide “DO NOT CLICK ON THIS E-MAIL” message, just to be safe.

Since my name was attached to the forward, I of course got the requisite heckling from my co-workers:  “With the porn again?” … “You dirty bird.  Where have you been surfing?

Well, I’d like to clear this up once and for all.  I found a site that analyzes your browsing history in order to hazard a guess as to your gender.  HERE ARE MY RESULTS:

Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 84%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 16%

Site Male-Female Ratio
google.com 0.98
yahoo.com 0.9
msn.com 0.92
myspace.com 0.74
youtube.com 1
ebay.com 1.11
amazon.com 0.9
craigslist.org 1.13
facebook.com 0.83
cnn.com 1.35
wordpress.com 0.98
flickr.com 1.15
weather.com 1.08
nytimes.com 1.13
monster.com 0.82
digg.com 1.56
typepad.com 0.94
simplyhired.com 0.77
urbandictionary.com 1.13
sprint.com 0.77
sprintpcs.com 0.74
americanexpress.com 0.98
linkedin.com 0.94
cbsnews.com 1.17
citicards.com 0.9
ikea.com 0.67
state.gov 1.02
lifehacker.com 1.63
rottentomatoes.com 1.17
zimbio.com 1.13
salliemae.com 0.63
salon.com 1.13
feedburner.com 1.11
columbia.edu 0.87
annualcreditreport.com 0.74
jetblue.com 0.79
gawker.com 1.17
zazzle.com 0.75
theonion.com 1.2
newyorker.com 1.22
blogcatalog.com 1.13
picnik.com 0.5
smartdraw.com 0.87
americanapparel.net 0.89
hsbcdirect.com 1.27
nature.org 0.75

PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THOSE SITES PUTS ME ON A SPAM SITE IN PANAMA.

I am inclined to look at porn if only to assert my masculinity to above 50%.

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