I recently found a phishy e-mail in my work account’s inbox. I forwarded it to our HR rep, who then sent out an office wide “DO NOT CLICK ON THIS E-MAIL” message, just to be safe.
Since my name was attached to the forward, I of course got the requisite heckling from my co-workers: “With the porn again?” … “You dirty bird. Where have you been surfing?“
Well, I’d like to clear this up once and for all. I found a site that analyzes your browsing history in order to hazard a guess as to your gender. HERE ARE MY RESULTS:
Likelihood of you being FEMALE is 84%
Likelihood of you being MALE is 16%
| Site | Male-Female Ratio |
| google.com | 0.98 |
| yahoo.com | 0.9 |
| msn.com | 0.92 |
| myspace.com | 0.74 |
| youtube.com | 1 |
| ebay.com | 1.11 |
| amazon.com | 0.9 |
| craigslist.org | 1.13 |
| facebook.com | 0.83 |
| cnn.com | 1.35 |
| wordpress.com | 0.98 |
| flickr.com | 1.15 |
| weather.com | 1.08 |
| nytimes.com | 1.13 |
| monster.com | 0.82 |
| digg.com | 1.56 |
| typepad.com | 0.94 |
| simplyhired.com | 0.77 |
| urbandictionary.com | 1.13 |
| sprint.com | 0.77 |
| sprintpcs.com | 0.74 |
| americanexpress.com | 0.98 |
| linkedin.com | 0.94 |
| cbsnews.com | 1.17 |
| citicards.com | 0.9 |
| ikea.com | 0.67 |
| state.gov | 1.02 |
| lifehacker.com | 1.63 |
| rottentomatoes.com | 1.17 |
| zimbio.com | 1.13 |
| salliemae.com | 0.63 |
| salon.com | 1.13 |
| feedburner.com | 1.11 |
| columbia.edu | 0.87 |
| annualcreditreport.com | 0.74 |
| jetblue.com | 0.79 |
| gawker.com | 1.17 |
| zazzle.com | 0.75 |
| theonion.com | 1.2 |
| newyorker.com | 1.22 |
| blogcatalog.com | 1.13 |
| picnik.com | 0.5 |
| smartdraw.com | 0.87 |
| americanapparel.net | 0.89 |
| hsbcdirect.com | 1.27 |
| nature.org | 0.75 |
PLEASE TELL ME WHICH ONE OF THOSE SITES PUTS ME ON A SPAM SITE IN PANAMA.
I am inclined to look at porn if only to assert my masculinity to above 50%.
3 responses so far ↓
Rohit // August 8, 2008 at 3:51 am |
In the past two days, both of us have denied any suggestion of regular porn consumption on our blogs. Weird coincidence, or merely a consequence of both of us not being real men?
Xdm // August 8, 2008 at 1:25 pm |
Wow. You’re more female than I am.
coachk // August 9, 2008 at 5:26 am |
This post is gay